Why is it that when a woman cuts off her husbands dick we laugh but when the husband cuts her breast we look on in shock (so much shock in fact we forbid it from even going on search engines, instead adding lots of crappy results to pretend like it never happened). It makes no sense, I mean, the woman does still have another breast (or two as the case may be) but the man only ever had one penis.
Or when two chicks get into a fight, even when in the rare instances it is potrayed as serious, we laugh like hyenas.
I'm laughing right now, I've seen that video a hundred times and it's still funny. Perhaps Seinfeild has a point,
Maybe were just waiting for them to kiss or something, and we think their fighting is just funny in the sense that they 'really like each other' but don't want to show it.
It is time for us men to stop accepting our place as the violent psychopaths, it is time for us to either derive humour from the cutting of womens breasts or stop joking about 'that guy that had his dick lopped off'.
It is time for us to rise up from our place as second fiddle violent monkeys and take our place alongside women, as violent psychopathic nutcases waiting for that opportune moment were we can cut BOTH the womans breasts off and get extra points because of our oh so tragic circumstances.
Or when two chicks get into a fight, even when in the rare instances it is potrayed as serious, we laugh like hyenas.
I'm laughing right now, I've seen that video a hundred times and it's still funny. Perhaps Seinfeild has a point,
Maybe were just waiting for them to kiss or something, and we think their fighting is just funny in the sense that they 'really like each other' but don't want to show it.
It is time for us men to stop accepting our place as the violent psychopaths, it is time for us to either derive humour from the cutting of womens breasts or stop joking about 'that guy that had his dick lopped off'.
It is time for us to rise up from our place as second fiddle violent monkeys and take our place alongside women, as violent psychopathic nutcases waiting for that opportune moment were we can cut BOTH the womans breasts off and get extra points because of our oh so tragic circumstances.
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